Titles Are Too Mainstream

My life is so average

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mom:
*calls my name*
me:
what
mom:
me:
what
mom:
me:
what
mom:
me:
what
mom:
*yells my name*
me:
what
mom:
WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME

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News in Britain:
Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada:
Moose on the loose downtown
News in America:
Cannibal eats man's face
Britain:
wat.
News in America:
Man throws intestines at police
Britain:
wat
News in America:
Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada:
Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain:
Shit Canada.
America:
You fucked up.

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I made Honor Roll last Friday and I don’t even know why.

I have an F in Algebra.

what the hell i don’t understand